Ladies and Gents, I publicly must lament
the poultriest problem they make.
I love the fried chicken, but the plot, it then thickens
for I only love it when it’s great.
There’s good stuff around and ok stuff I’ve found
but I’ve got an itch that must be scratched
I know there’s a mark above the best that I’ve snarfed.
The best chicken that has been hatched.
I need that next level chicken.
I need that next level chicken.
The stuff at Lamont’s, no-no, it just leaves me want-
ing. It’s good but it won’t satisfy.
The stuff at Mook’s Pier, I tried that bullcrap last year.
They try to distract you with fries.
The chicken at Beasley’s, or should I say “Diseasely’s”
Is scarcely a chicken at all
The chicken at Bjorn’s, the foreign grocery store,
Is good, but they folded last fall.
I need that next level chicken.
I need that next level chicken.
But then I wandered into a new ramen shop
Karaage chicken offered a la carte
I ordered me an order and when it arrived
Twas a sight that gave hope to my lonely heart.
Three massive pieces fried into a golden brown
with a juiciness that could not be surpassed
Combined with seasoned salt that they served on the side
It trounced all chicken that I had in the past.
It was the next level chicken.
Truly the next level chicken.
I had the next level chicken.
I ate the next level chicken
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Awesome track! I also love the "tribute" at the end to that old D&D audio, genius!
This is going to be the opener for the next session for my group. Landstrider
Mike Cadoo’s concept record dealing with his father’s dementia diagnosis wrenches palpable emotion from haunting ambient textures. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 26, 2022