Wizard Lyfe

Verse 1
It’s pretty sweet here livin’ in Burbank, C.
But it’s a little bit sweeter when you’re little ol’ me.
Got a little bit of magic but my name ain’t Juan.
Got you under my spell, but I spell everything wrong.

M to the A to the G-I-C
plus me makes shenanigans constantly.
But it’s sub-to the-urb-to the I to the A
So all that means is that your mailbox might go away.

Might pull a rabbit out of your pants.
Might make a jungle out of your plants.
If I see a sexy muggle babe coming down the way.
I might turn invisible and check her out, ok?

I say “invisible” but sometimes I get lazy
and you’ll just see mutton chops floating there all crazy.
Wait til you see all the things I can do.
And I’m magically delicious like a purple horseshoe.

Pre-chorus:

Saying magic words is like bustin’ rhymes.
I’ll prestidigitate some dang good times.
I’ll put on a scarf and some fancy pants robes,
then I’ll use Fire 3 and make the whole pace explode!

Use oculus repairo and then you’ll see,
that I’ll use this magic ring and DANCE. PLEASE.
I’m dancing on the ceiling as I shake and shimmy.
They call me Mr Wizard and I need another Timmy.

Chorus:

Casting spells on everyone I see? It’s Magic!
All the witches hanging out with me? It’s Magic!
You can see there’s nothing up my sleeve. It’s Magic
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Can I have a volunteer? It’s Magic!
Who make ya dolla disappear? It’s Magic!
I’m apparating outta here! It’s Magic!
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Verse 2

I’m a sorcerer. Yes, courseerer.
And I’m riding on a broom, not a horserer.
Stocking up on potions I endorserer.
I never ever have to use the forcerer.

The ladies call me Kyle the Conjuror.
I’ll perform enchantments to astonjuror.
Y’all know who I am. I’m not anonjuror.
I have 718 Pokemonjuror.

I use my iPad without touching the screen.
My rider says there’s only red every-flavor beans.
I arrive on a dragon when I make the scene.
I hatched her myself. Her name is Christine.

I chill with Magiranger when I go to Japan.
I chill with Rincewind. He’s a funny little man.
I chill with Glomer when I go to Chaundoon.
When I wanna chill alone, I fly to the moon.

Pre-chorus:

Saying magic words is like bustin’ rhymes.
I’ll prestidigitate some dang good times.
I’ll put on a scarf and some fancy pants robes,
then I’ll use Fire 3 and make the whole pace explode!

Use oculus repairo and then you’ll see,
that I’ll use this magic ring and DANCE. PLEASE.
I’m dancing on the ceiling as I shake and shimmy.
They call me Mr Wizard and I need another Timmy.

Chorus:

Casting spells on everyone I see? It’s Magic!
All the witches hanging out with me? It’s Magic!
You can see there’s nothing up my sleeve. It’s Magic
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Can I have a volunteer? It’s Magic!
Who make ya dolla disappear? It’s Magic!
I’m apparating outta here! It’s Magic!
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Bridge:

Some folks say that my life is excess.
They don’t like that my power’s lead to my success.
Well, I worked my magic butt off to get to this point.
‘Cause I went to Frogwarts and I rocked that joint.
I don’t suffer player haters in my magical life.
Y’all can hang with this mage if you don’t cause me strife.
Best get outta my grill. Best not give me the biz.
‘Cause you know that nobody can beat The Wiz.

Chorus:

Casting spells on everyone I see? It’s Magic!
All the witches hanging out with me? It’s Magic!
You can see there’s nothing up my sleeve. It’s Magic
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Can I have a volunteer? It’s Magic!
Who make ya dolla disappear? It’s Magic!
I’m apparating outta here! It’s Magic!
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Casting spells on everyone I see? It’s Magic!
All the witches hanging out with me? It’s Magic!
You can see there’s nothing up my sleeve. It’s Magic
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.

Can I have a volunteer? It’s Magic!
Who make ya dolla disappear? It’s Magic!
I’m apparating outta here! It’s Magic!
Livin’ that Wizard Lyfe.