You say you're beaten down, my friend,
By a group of young toughs?
You say they're picking on you
and they're making it very rough? (very rough)

Well, I've got good news, my friend.
You won't face them alone!
I'm gonna help you out and they will
All get pwned (all get pwned)

We're not gonna negotiate.
Once a punk, always a punk.
We're gonna use some good old-fashioned
violence (violence)

We're gonna hurt them!
We totally will!
We're gonna hurt them!
We're gonna hurt them
until they can't feel!
We're gonna smack them repeatedly
over and over and over in the face!

You say they took your comic books
And they yelled at your dog?
We won't let them get away with it. (way with it)

You say they scuffed your sneakers up
and they're stealing your style?
Together we will make those monsters
Pay for it! (Pay for it)

They won't hold open the door for you
When your arms are full of stuff?
We're gonna kick them where it
surely counts (surely counts)

We're gonna break them!
We totally will!
We're gonna break them!
We're gonna break them
until they can't feel!
We're gonna smack them repeatedly
over and over and over in the face!

They'll pay for their transgressions
To the tune of my two fists
Removing all their organs
To my classical playlist
They'll wish they hadn't made you
Mildly dissatisfied
We're gonna rip their arms off
and we'll shove them in their eyes!

We're gonna kill them!
Yeah, we might as well.
We're gonna kill them!
We're gonna kill them
until they can't feel!
We're gonna smack them repeatedly
over and over and over in the face and neck and chest and torso
We're gonna kill them!
And burn them as well.
We're gonna kill them!
We're gonna kill them
until they are dead
We're gonna smack them repeatedly
over and over with their own broken legs

over and over until it is over
yeah, buddy!