The Sacred Cheese

from Commodore Touchdown by TV's Kyle

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I want to eat the sacred cheese but nobody will let me
Is this cheese important? Is there purpose to upset me?
They say to stay away from it
They yell and scream and rant and spit
They have a bloody, wild, fit.
Oh, why won't they permit me?

I want to eat the magic cheese but they have some objections.
I want to gobble it all up. They have other suggestions.
Eat a bowl of lima beans.
Eat a rotten tangerine.
Eat a rabid wolverine.
Or crow burned to perfection.

The sa-ca-red cheese
How I could eat it with ease
I am now down on my knees
and I'm a’beggin' you please
Yes, I would pay any fees
‘cause I will be ill at ease
Til the sa-ca-red-cheese can be mine

I want to eat the special cheese
Not all that other junk there
I must consume the dairy hunkus
and I think I shall dare.

See me eat the sacred cheese
See me grow a beard of bees
See me spouting Socrates
and vanishing into thin air!

Now that I am floating here in the twilight zone
The world is laughing at me, but prov and you prov alone.
I’m floating here so alone.
I can’t find my mobile phone.
I’ve reaped, but I’ve also sown.
I prov’d, thus I prov alone.

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from Commodore Touchdown, released August 7, 2019

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