Officer Freethrow. They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Officer Freethrow. They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Don’t throw it to me, though! They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Officer Freethrow, he gonna throw you that ball!

Officer Freethrow that foul didn’t come from me, bro!
Officer Freethrow, you gotta bend with your knees, yo.
Officer Freethrow. I don’t think he’s from Murfreesboro.
Officer Freethrow, he gonna throw you that ball!

Here on the court comes a spoil sport.
And he thinks he can be the referee.
Well, I didn’t appoint him and you didn’t anoint him.
Be he showed up and he thought he’d feel free.

It really sticks in my craw the way he thinks he’s the law.
And I’d rather he stayed out of our fun.
Of course the rules are the rules, but he’s acting a fool
and this game’s supposed to (game’s supposed to) s’posta be one on one.

Officer Freethrow. They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Officer Freethrow. They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Don’t throw it to me, though! They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Officer Freethrow, he gonna throw you that ball!

Commodore Touchdown. Don’t need no Commodore Touchdown.
Commodore Touchdown, just no.
Commodore Touchdown showin’ up and making me much frown.
This isn’t football. Just go.

Officer Freethrow. They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Officer Freethrow. They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Don’t throw it to me, though! They’re callin’ him Officer Freethrow.
Officer Freethrow, he gonna throw you that ball!

Officer Freethrow that foul didn’t come from me, bro!
Officer Freethrow, you gotta bend with your knees, yo.
Officer Freethrow. I don’t think he’s from Murfreesboro.
Officer Freethrow, he gonna throw you that ball!