Name: Laser Gun
Duration: P00H02M49S
Description: Why are laser guns so much more socially acceptable than regular guns?

Laser Gun

from Bear Maximum by TV's Kyle

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Why are laser guns so much more socially acceptable than regular guns?

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Yesterday I wasn't zapping martian slime cows.
Today I am. Today I am.
Such a feat requires elegance and know-how.
I am the man. I am the man.

Passed my space ranger test.
Are you not impressed?
You should probably run.
Because you see

I've got a Laser Gun!
And this thing weighs a ton!
I'm blasting everyone!
I've got a Laser Gun!

Are you having issues with Venusian Squid Hogs?
I'll blast 'em gone. I'll blast 'em gone.
Is your yard infested with Electric tree frogs?
I'll save your lawn. I'll save your lawn.

I cannot be discrete
Packing laser heat.
You should probably run.
Because you see

I've got a Laser Gun!
I know what would be fun!
I'll shoot you in the buns!
I've got a Laser Gun!

Please just accept who I am.
I have a right to kablam.
No bullets involved.
From guilt I'm completely absolved.
I have rights to laser fights.

Yesterday I wasn't zapping evil space jerks.
Today I am. Today I am.
Trigger happiness is happiness, so that works.
It's laser zen. It's laser zen.

You've got to kill lunar freaks
to reach inner peace.
You should probably run.
Because you see

I've got a Laser Gun!
I'm getting so much done!
I have already won!
I've got a Laser Gun!

credits

from Bear Maximum, released June 4, 2015
Austin Aeschliman on Guitar

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TV's Kyle Burbank, California

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