Kyle: We spend all day drawing cartoons
Luke: From morning until the late afternoon.
Both: But when we come home from that:

Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
Oh, what in the world
could even be wrong with us?

Luke: Hey Kyle. Kyle: Yes Luke. Luke: I think that I'm the only guy
who remembers Rick Moranis in “Gravedale High”.
Kyle: You might have caught that, but the rest of us missed,
'cause I was watching “Kidd Video” starring Robbie Rist.
But what I really miss is Will Vinton’s Claymations,
Luke: (eating) How' bout a Michael Bay film about “the California Raisins”?
Kyle: Are you eating Chipotle? Luke: *gulp* Yeah, they're salsa's good!
Kyle: So rude. Luke: Hey suck my [BALSA WOOD!]
Kyle: I was such a huge geek for that cat named “Eek”.
Check out the fan art I made on my stylin' Cintiq!
Luke: Hey, I wonder why “Spawn” is no longer on.
Or how about a “Wreck-It Ralph” crossover with “Tron”?
Kyle: And that's the way that we go when we're recording our show,
throwing in some funny songs like Dr. Demento
Luke: And if we go off on tangents and you get real bored,
you can always Kyle: CHOOSE YOUR MAGISWORD!

Kyle: Ok, I’ll admit, we’re a little obsessed.
Luke: But we think cartoons are simply the best.
Both: So when we aren’t making them:

Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
And alienate
all the civilians!

Rap Verse 2:
Luke: Can we have one of our patented chats
about the show “Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats”?
Kyle: First of all, forget Heathcliff, he’s not the star.
It’s the rest and their transforming hover-house-car.
Luke: Yeah, that one cat named Wordsworth; He just spoke in rhymes
and wore headphones and roller skates all of the times.
Kyle: With Hector and Mongo, they were the sidekick trio
of Riff Raff, who dated that girl cat named Cleo.
Luke: Hey, did I ever tell you that my mom forbid
me from watching that show back when I was a kid,
because she thought Cleo was some kind of sexist slut?
Kyle: You’re kidding. Luke: Nope. Kyle: I, I don’t even-, wut?!
Luke: Like something like that would give me permanent scars.
Kyle: Didn’t you do once do a song called “Sex Kittens From Mars”?
Luke: Well yeah, but, y’know, y’know, it's like, y’know, just, y’know,
uh, rhyming words, shuuuuuut up!


Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
And alienate
half of the audience