Door Table
When you don’t got a table, but you got a door
Door Table
Now you don’t have a door anymore
Let’s call a spade a spade: It’s an even trade.
My day has been made by my Door Table

My living room was feeling quite a void.
I’d sit down at the nothing and I’d get annoyed.
I had to hold my dinner in my hands.
But then I looked up at my entrance and I made some plans.

Door Table
Where there once was no table, now I have a door
Door Table
Don’t even know what that door was good for
Let’s call a jack a jack: This is my life hack.
This code has been cracked. It’s my Door Table

I didn’t like that door there anyway.
I used to feel so lonely, now I make friends every day.
It’s really such a conversation piece.
The super doesn’t get it and he’s threatening my lease.

Door Table
When you don’t got a table, but you got a door
Door Table
Now I don’t have a door ‘cause I’m poor
Let’s call a queen a queen: It’s so nifty keen
The brilliance of my bean made my Door Table

Hey don’t you know, you should go with the flow
When you need a flat surface, you go eenie meenie moe
And you point at the do’ which had been there befo’
You even got here. And make it not here.
Because you got more needs for a horizontal surface
than a vertical one and now we’re really having fun
‘Cause with door table, I’m now able
To put things on a thing. Shouldn’t bother anyone.

Door Table
When you don’t got a table, but you got a door
Door Table
Even having a door was a chore
Let’s call a club a club: Hey, a club’s a club.
Ain’t nothin’ that can drub my rad Door Table