I'm standing lifeless in the window.
Don't think that I will let you win, though.
I am a mannequin of action
A super silent secret agent.
Comin' atcha. hunting down enemy factions.

I look like I'm standing still, but I am ready to kill.
No, I will not feel fulfilled until I fire at will.
I am all dressed to the nines just like I am all the time
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.
Even though I'm immobile my intentions are noble.
and my scope it is global. Think I'll cause a Chernobyl
I 'm impeccably dressed but I'll make this place a mess
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.

I'm not the type who ever gets tired
Of being wheeled into the crossfire.
My styrofoam is shaken, not stirred.
I am not running in slow motion
In front of the explosion. Dummies cannot run.

I look like I'm standing still, but I am ready to kill.
No, I will not feel fulfilled until I fire at will.
I am all dressed to the nines just like I am all the time
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.
Even though I'm immobile my intentions are noble.
and my scope it is global. Think I'll cause a Chernobyl
I 'm impeccably dressed but I'll make this place a mess
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.

Inaction film celebrity.
They're making movies about me.
My agent's calling on the phone.
I will be played by Frank Stallone

Look at me in this swell tuxedo.
I'm gonna blow you to Toledo.
Explosive dummies are the future
I hope you fellas are all insured.
I'm bendable, expendable, commendable

I look like I'm standing still, but I am ready to kill.
No, I will not feel fulfilled until I fire at will.
I am all dressed to the nines just like I am all the time
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.
Even though I'm immobile my intentions are noble.
and my scope it is global. Think I'll cause a Chernobyl
I 'm impeccably dressed but I'll make this place a mess
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.

I look like I'm standing still, but I am ready to kill.
No, I will not feel fulfilled until I fire at will.
I am all dressed to the nines just like I am all the time
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.
Even though I'm immobile my intentions are noble.
and my scope it is global. Think I'll cause a Chernobyl
I 'm impeccably dressed but I'll make this place a mess
I'm getting angry. I'm a demolition mannequin.