I like to dance. You know it.
Shake that booty. Shake that booty.
I got implants implanted
To improve my boogie.

I like some girls. Hello there.
Hello, ladies. Hello, ladies.
I've been enhanced. I did it
Just to please the ladies.

If there's two things I can't stand.
It's folks who don't like my band.
Your mom does not understand.
The boogie's at my command.

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
So won't you shake your booty for the
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
So won't you give a noogie
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House

I'm drinking oil. You wonder
"What's he doing? What's he doing?"
I've made some sacrifices
To improve my boogie.

Who needs humanity, man?
What is human? What is human?
Better is better and it's
all to please the ladies.

If there's two things I can't stand
It's folks who say that I'm bland.
I'm programmed for the bandstand.
The freshness can come from cans.

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
So won't you shake your booty for the
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
So won't you give a noogie
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House

I got swag in copious amounts!
(Boogie down.)
I got a booty and you know it's gonna bounce!
(Boogie down.)
I see the ladies and you know I'm gonna pounce!
(Boogie down.)
I got the boogie when it absolutely counts!
(Boogie down.)
Listen all you haters in the joint!
(Boogie down.)
Think yer all just missinin' the point!
(Boogie down.)
Ya'll are jeerin' from the mezzanine!
(Boogie down.)
At a literal dance machine!
(Boogie down.)

(Are you here to rock the house, sir?)
Yes indeed, Yes indeed, Yes indeed!
(And what'cha doing that fer?)
What'cha mean? What'cha mean? What'cha mean?

Am I disintegrating?
I'm so rusty. I'm so rusty.
I've made some clear missteps now
To improve my boogie.

I should have read the fine print.
(Maintenance? What's maintenance?)
I can't believe I did this
Just to please the ladies.

If there's two things I can't stand.
It's parts of me that aren't man.
I'm sorry to all my fans.
This wasn't part of the plan.

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
And I bequeath my booty to the
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
And I rescind that noogie to the
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
I take my final lookie at the
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House
Ladies in the House

Did it all for the boogie.
That's right the boogie.
I guess I should've listened to the
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House
Haters in the House