Hi there! I know speed dating is a new one on you.
I’m glad to tell you, girl, it’s new on me as well.
Oh, this? The beard’s a new thing that I’m trying.
I’d be lying if I said that I had thought it through too well.

I don’t
mean to
speak out
of turn
but you
appear
to have
3 arms

It’s cool. I mean the dating scene is what it is.
You meet a lot of folks you wouldn’t have otherwise have met.
I’ve seen a lot of things since I’ve been single
But I’ve got to say a third arm is a thing I ain’t seen yet.

By no
means am
I jud-
ging you
I’m sor-
ry that
I brought
it up

You’ve got 3 arms.
I know the other one won’t do me no harm, but
You’ve got 3 arms
I can’t help but be a little bit alarmed ‘cause
You’ve got 3 arms.
I know the other one won’t do me no harm, but
You’ve got 3 arms
I can’t help but be a little bit alarmed

Hi there! I’m glad that you agreed to meet again.
I thought I made a bad impression, so I’m quite relieved.
I know I put a lot of focus on a
certain attribute of yours. I’m sure it’s one of your pet peeves.

I think
that you
are su
per neat
so I
will keep
my eyes
up here.

Hi, me. This is your little inner voice. You got this.
There’s a lot of subjects that are not an extra limb.
It’s not like you would stare at other peoples’ arms.
This ain’t some kind of gun show like you’d see inside a gym.

But since
it is
just me
and me
I’ll sing
this chor-
us to
myself

She’s got 3 arms.
I know the other one won’t do me no harm, but
She’s got 3 arms
I can’t help but be a little bit alarmed ‘cause
She’s got 3 arms.
I know the other one won’t do me no harm, but
She’s got 3 arms
I can’t help but be a little bit alarmed

No big deal.
It’s just 3 arms. 1, 2, 3. 3 arms.
Is it real?
It’s just 3 arms. 1, 2, 3. 3 arms.
Sex appeal?
It’s just 3 arms. 1, 2, 3. 3 arms.
I think we’ll
seal the deal.

She’s got 3 arms.
I know the other one won’t do me no harm, but
She’s got 3 arms
I can’t help but be a little bit alarmed ‘cause
She’s got 3 arms.
I know the other one won’t do me no harm, but
She’s got 3 arms
I can’t help but be a little bit alarmed